coyote proper name

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Gun vs. Weapon.



This is my weapon
This is my gun
This is for killing
This is for fun

Sorry this thread is so much fun I just couldn't resist. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif
 
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Gosh. With all the different names, next time I see one and finally decide what it is, it'll be too late to shoot/kill/harvest/ambush/dispatch/murder the cute little critter/varmint thingie.





Never paged through the baby names book while trying to shoot a critter but I did frantically page through the Byzantine Game Regs book one time while sitting on a two track road. I was trying to find out if deer season was open on the side of the road where a dandy big 6x6 mulie(ey)(ee) mule deer was feeding 30 yards away. It wasn't until that night that I discovered the buck was a mile or two into legal territory on either side of the road. He walked away, glancing at me once in awhile as I paged back and forth between maps and dates and point restrictions etc. etc.
 
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BTW, I like Swiss cheese better than Cheddar.



YOU!!!!!!! Communist! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Oh yeah!!?? You're a Right Wing Liberal!!!!



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I'm truly embarrassed /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif



That's my normal state. I'd say you were in good company but it wouldn't be true.
 
"Ssshhhh!!!! One is coming in."
"One what?"
"A coyote(ee)."
"A what?"
"You know, a coyote(ee)."
"That is not how you say it."
"Who cares!"
"The coyote does."
"I am fixing to bag me a critter from the Animalia Kingdom of the Chordata Phylum in the Class of Mammalia from the Order of Carnivora and the Family of Canidae of the Genus of Canis and its Species is C. latrans"
"You let him go with all of your fancy talk"
"Shut up!"

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I thought we called them with calls? When I have a coyote greet me with an open paw for using his proper name, I will let you all know. Until then, I will call him whatever comes to mind first! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 
OMG!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

What depths we have sunken to.

Freekin' hilarious!
 
dadgum predator must have squeezed one off into Predator Masters Forums, Its going buzerk. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 


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