Coyotes got me all choaked up!!!

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kyray

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Well, been getting ready for the LBL hunt, so thought I'd better head up to the range to check out 2 of my calling rifles just to make sure no problems exist. Got to the shooting house and started gettin everything out and setting up on the bench when I see some movement about 300 yds out in front of the shooting house. I had my calling pack in the back seat so I grab my binos and danged if it ain't 2 coyotes come down from the mountain heading up the dirt road at a stiff trot! I think, Man what luck. I start grabbing for shells and guns, throwing stuff everywhere. Grab my AR then think no, my BAR 243! Drop my shell box and spill them all over the ground. Look up and panic cause there getting way out there, almost out of sight. Finally get the clip loaded, throw my pack across a rock and take "dead aim" on the rear dog. "CLICK". frogot to close the action. Too late now. there out of sight around the bend. Wait! I got my calls! I frantically dig through my call selection. Can't find the one I need so I just grab anything and take off running. I wanted to get about 100 yds away from the truck and get hidden before I start blowing. I find a suitable shrub to hide under and take a deep breath as I bring the call to my mouth. I feel something like a bug go down my throat and imeadiatly start caughing and hacking, wheezing, spitting! I mean this thing is way down my throat! I'm choking and making the wierdiest whezzing noises. I start trying to barf it and up it comes. I'd swallowed the reed devise out of the call!

Gosh, this coyote huntin's fun ain't it? What else can you have this much fun at? Things can only get better from here. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif kyray
 
Let's see? I have forgotten to chamber a round. Forgotten the clip at home. Almost always forget my carry chain. Done a heck of a lot of other things while coyote hunting but I don't think I ever tried swallowing the call!! Only hting I can think of at this point is ,do it sound better now, or before you swallowed it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Jimmie
 
LMAO! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

That beats all I ever heard! But it sure is funny! You need to buy some closed reed calls! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


Brent
 
Kyray,

If you cough, do you make a distress sound? What about when you pass gas? Does it make a distress sound? If the answer to either of those is yes, record that and post it.
 
BWAHHHH-HAH-HAH-HA! I can imagine trying to pass a JC products rabbit voice some 24 hours or so after you swallowed it. That would be a hot new calling sound to record now wouldn't it?
 
Hey kee, those closed reed calls might be to hard to swallow! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Jimmy, seams like the older I get the more stuff I forget. I've forgotten to take bullets, calls, water, gloves, facemask, just name it. The worst thing I ever forgot, while on a deer hunt with ole Cooter and my son who was 9 at the time, he had just killed his first deer and me and Cooter just got finished fieldressing and loading it up on a trailer behind the van we were driving. We were all excited and didn't notice the little fellow had gone to do his business in the woods. We just thought he had got in the van.

So we get down the road 20 miles or so and I get my wife on the cell phone and tell her all about our hunt, so she asks to speak with her son. I call to him and hand the phone back to him. I yell again thinking he's just laid down. Cooter's up out of his seat now looking hard, when we just look at each other and scream! I drop the phone, do a U-turn on the interstate and cut to the other side, nearly turning over the trailer! My wife said later she thought we had wrecked! We burn the road up back to the farm and there he is sittin by the road, with a bewildered look on his face. Man, I felt bad, but it didn't seem to bother my son at all. My wife, well that's another story! :eek: kyray
 
I ain't a huntin with Kray this weekend :eek: No sir, would be too embarasing if his flatulance produced more coyote's than my calling /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Jimmie
 
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