Things That Amuse Me
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bowhunter57
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A police officer's wife is driving down the road with her 5 year old daughter in a child seat, the back. While passing by a McDonald's she notices a police car sitting in the parking lot. So, she tells her daughter, "Look! There's a police car at McDonald's."
The daughter is intrigued as she looks at the police car and says, "Hmm... I thought they only ate doughnuts."
The daughter is intrigued as she looks at the police car and says, "Hmm... I thought they only ate doughnuts."
bowhunter57
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A 78 year old man enters into a confessional booth.
The priest says, "Tell me of your sins."
The old man says, "I'm 78 years old, been married for 55 years and recently had sex with two 19 year old girls."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession?"
The old man says, "I've never confessed. I'm not Catholic."
The priest says, "Then why are you telling me?"
The old man says, "Man, I'm telling everybody!!!"
The priest says, "Tell me of your sins."
The old man says, "I'm 78 years old, been married for 55 years and recently had sex with two 19 year old girls."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession?"
The old man says, "I've never confessed. I'm not Catholic."
The priest says, "Then why are you telling me?"
The old man says, "Man, I'm telling everybody!!!"