What is the greatest BS story you ever heard?

"At 100 yards the bullet hasn't had the time to settle down."

This from my best friend who also happens to be a gunsmith.
 
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From my X, "Our divorce will be very civilized".




Yeah........ I feel ya!!!!! Over a year later and many thousands dollars she says::: "I didn't know we could settle, My lawyer didn't tell me that, I was just mad cause you left me!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angry-smiley-055.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused1.gif
 
This past Friday I was looking for a Savage 11F at the local gun store. The lady behind behind the counter show's me one of the package deals.She then say's " This one is ready to hunt because it has been bore sighted and comes with a high quaility scope." The high quality scope she was refering to was a Simmons 8 point. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif That insulted my intelligence /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
 
One of my favorite ones (and I have heard many) is:

"Yeah, I shot one of them .44 Magnums once. When I pulled the trigger it thew me 20 feet back from where I was standing. Right off my feet. There aint NOBODY that can shoot one of them things more that once, and I'm telling you the truth."



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"Deer or Elk do not have to be hunted, because they do not breed if they do not have enough food" This is a direct quote from an ECO nut after I hunted the Kofa game refuge to thin out to deer herds that were going into Yuma eating garbage and lawns, this was the year before AZ passed the allotment laws governing the zones that tags were issured for. Giveing up my age here I guess I think that was back around 1967 or so. A lot of folks from AZ think they have always had those tag zone allotments but no at one time you could go buy a tag at the yellow front store or any sporting good store and just go hunt where you wanted I used to get out of school friday night load up the car and go come back sunday night or even monday afternoon. If I was not home sunday dad would call me in sick to school monday morning, but I better bring home venison.
 
One time when I was out street racing we picked a race with a 84 crossfire vette (aka the slowest vette ever made). When we got out to the strip, we waited for 10 minutes while he put his T tops back in. Then with a complete strait face he told us "I gotta have these closed cause, last time I raced I almost got sucked out"! The funniest part was he actually believed it.
 
"nobody shoots a DA pistol, DA when hunting. It's just too difficult and can't be done"


give me minute I'll think of some more.
 
When I moved into the neighborhood I live in now about 5 yrs ago a neighbor came over to introduce himself and he was a hunter also. Got to talking archery and he actually said he can keep his arrows in a quarter size group all day long at 40 yds. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I measured a quarter and it is one inch give or take a couple thousands. All I said to him was...boy thats real good shooting. I knew he was the resident bullpooper of the neighborhood.
 
"You don't need to fill out any forms or get a background check to buy a rimfire."

"A rimfire isn't a rifle." (same person)

I once asked a friend what weight bullets he uses in his .243 and he said, "I think they're aound 10 grains"

The same person said his Rem700 was a single shot. He didn't know how to use the magazine. I got quite a kick out of this one.

The one to end them all is, "I know a guy who saw a deer 400yds away and he just pointed his shotgun up at a 45 degree anle and fired and a second later the deer dropped from a slug to the head".

The last one had me rolling on the ground because the guy actually believed the story.

Lots more but I got to think of them.
 
Having heard so many it's difficult to pick the "greatest" BS story. One that I've heard several times and have even seen it posted here is "a (insert varmint caliber here) is so fast the bullets pass through an animal before they have a chance to expand". That statement makes me want to slap the stupid out of the person that says it.
 
300 yds w/17 hmr..1500 yd dogs..I finally figgured I am just a piss poor shot and had some of the worst preforming shooten irons in existence. Tight necks, match chambers,perfect reloads could not possibly outpreform their smoke poles that come right out of the box. Maybe a lucky shot now and then,,but these daring feats of markmanship are preformed on an everyday basis. P. dog shots will called of the right bank [rock] to the left bank[stone] to the end bank [old car] to the 8 ball [P. dog]
 
I went to that Church for 20 years and i never heard the Pastor say any of this Anti American stuff. It is not my Pastor who is the racist, it is my White Grandmother. Hussein Obama
 
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