Your Best Practical Joke

One night my (now ex)wife and I where watching a horror flick, I think it was called the chainling or something like that. We had taken a smoke break out in the garage. We where talking about how freaky the movie was, and she said it had her scared pretty good so far. I finished just before her and said I was going to use the head and I would be out to finish the movie. She told me she would do the same, I went inside ran thru the house and hid behind the shower curtain in the bathtub, with the lights out she would assume I used the other bathroom in our bedroom. The lights came on, I could hardly contain myself!! as soon as I heard her sit down, I jerked the shower curtain open screaming!!!! It scared her so bad.....well lets just say its a good thing she was already sitting down /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif!!!!!

She was so mad at me... I still dont understand why /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
so far i have just done the typical jokes. on camp, the first person to fall aslep is the obvious target. we put honey, toothpaste, syrup, whatever, in his hand. and then we stick a hair in his nose or ear. when he tries to get rid off the mosquito...

another one i have heard off, but never tried, is to put the sleeper's hand in warm water. some say its warm water, some say its cold. anyways, supposedly this will make him pee in his pants.

and one i did to a friend in a public restroom. i went to take a dump on the first toilet, but i noticed there wasnt any toilet paper, so i went to the next one. my friend came and sit on the toilet i had just left. i waited until i saw he was sitted and comfortable, and as soon as i heard he had started, i asked for some toilet paper. he said he didnt had any, so i replied "dont worry, i found some" and i left.
 
A tiny speck of coyote lure on the top edge of a phone mouthpiece, directly under the users nose. Lasts for days. Elicits interesting behavior from the phones user.
 
Tex Isbell's Skunk Scent. Two small squirt bottles, combine them to release the full blown skunk scent.
In my single days I wasted most of my nights in the cowboy bars of Utah and Wyoming. My buddy and I would target the top
right rivet of the left back pocket of a particularly annoying lady. One of us would walk by and give it a squirt, the other would follow and give it the second squirt. Instant skunk explosion. Lady was guaranteeed to go home alone.
 
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i just remember another one. this one lasted for a few years, and was performed by my dad and uncles, to the rest of the family.

every year the complete family would go to spend a week on our ranch. my grandmom, my uncles, cousins, etc, everybody was there for a week.

now, there was this lady, my uncle's godmother, thats very superticious. so one time, they told her a story about a treasure being buried somewhere in the ranch. so, when she was at the ranch, some of us would go jackrabbit hunting at night. we would put those orange reflective triangles used to show danger in the brush, and continue hunting. when we returned to the ranch by midnight, we would "casually" aim the spotlight to where we knew the triangles were. the godmother would freak out and say that the treasure was right there.

i used to go horseback riding each morning, so i took off the triangles and brought them home. so in the afternoon when the godmother convinced someone to take her to the place where she knew the traesure was buried, she found nothing. the fun part is that this went on for several years, until we got tired of putting the triangles. to this date, she still believes theres something buried on that land.
 
This is a true story. But kind of a joke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
We came down to Texas in February of 03 and I had 2 coyote hunters from PA with me and they thought they were the best dog hunters that ever walk the earth. I arrived in san Antonio to fined out that my budy the lives there had a new litter of pups but most didn't make it. So he was going to dispose of the dead pups at the ranch. Ok so we get to the ranch and the professional’s coyote hunters thought they challenge us to a small
Predator contest at $100.00 a man for the most dead coyotes bring back to camp. So we took them up on there challenge. Wrong move these two were real series coyote hunters and by the second day we found are self's down 6 to 2 and I was not Helping my team with my Continues misses. i wasn't hitting anything. It just was not looking good for my team.
And yep it never got any better for us. I think by Thursday all we had were 4 dogs and one bobcat
And they had dead coyote all over the place. Now it's the second to the last day of there hunt. And after a couple of cold ones I got to thinking off a way out of this. Now we were doing alot of shooting all week but we were shooting rabbits, javelin, and hogs and taking some really long unmakeble shot. All the time they were asking what we were shooting at /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I told them the truth but they didn’t Believe us. They just keep saying that we were sand bagin till the last day and on the last day we were going to bring all the coyotes that we have been shooting in. Now Iam thinking at this point they are going to back out of the deal. So I slowly got to telling them that it really doesn't mater when I bring them in as long as I bring them in before the hunt was over.
And we argued for hours over this and they just got madder and madder now my partner walks in on me hinting that I shot a pregnant dog that had 11 unborn pups in her and that i bye killing her also killid them and they count for harvested coyotes /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif And that I also know were her den was. And that there was another one left there who also was carrying pups. And that they should start to call me (Denny) for now on.
oooo they were getting mad. And I told my partner if they say the word that they are not paying us then I will let the cat out of the bag and tell them ok now we ant paying you! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
So we just keep arguing and arguing all night.And bu now at this time I have and they have more then just a couple in us. So I am telling them that if the pups are no longer alive do to me shooting and killing the mom that they count as a kill . I did stopped there hart right and now there dead.I keep telling them /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif And you guys mad the rules
you sad that who ever brings the most dead coyotes back wins.
But they just would not back out off the bet!!!!!!
And it was not from me not trying to get them to ether.. I just keep telling them my new name was Denny. owe they were grtting madder and madder /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Now at this time even my partner is now calling me Denny.
(Denny would you like a beer,)
(Denny do you think we will kill that other female tomorrow) and Denny this and Denny that, but they just would not say the magic word (((we ant paying you)))) now they they are telling us they would like proof /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Remember my partner’s dead litter they were still handy. now to tell you the truth i really don't now what a coyote new born looks like. but I also didn’t think they did ether. So now there two dead pups on the table /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif right in front of them and my partner now start in on them also, So Denny he says that make 17 counting the mother right. yeper I told him. And then it happing ((((we ant paying you)))))) It’S not far you didn’t bring them right in. and it don't count if you shoot them in the den!!!!!!!
(THAT ALL I NEEDED TO HERE) Ok then the deal is off you say? I ask of them yep they replied. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Then I broke the news to them.

yep it all started up all over!!!!!!!!
 


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