So... Most of the people I go offroading with are Toyota people. On one of the runs I lead every year, it's not unusual for me to be the only Jeep out of 15 vehicles. And I owned and drove a Landcruiser for a long time. I'm not the least bit anti Toyota. They are great rigs.
But... When the Toyota people start giving me a hard time, all in friendly good humor, but, happens often... I threaten to start putting a sticker on the side of my Jeep for every Toyota I have rescued. Like kill decals on a fighter jet or sack decals on a college football helmet. The Toyota people giving me the hard time, many of whom I have rescued, but none of whom have had to rescue me, shut the eff up

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Truly, I can't count the number of Toyotas my Jeep has gotten unstuck, tipped back over, towed into town, etc. But, equally true, that's mostly because I mostly roll with Toyotas. Only natural that most of my rescues would be Toyota, that's mostly who I roll with. But, it is equally true, I have never been rescued by a Toyota. Not that I haven't ever needed rescue, just, it's never been a Toyota to rise to the occasion, despite most of my friends driving Toyotas.
I've rescued so many, I'm an honorary member of two different Toyota only clubs

. The only Jeep allowed to go on their club runs.
- DAA