Lets see,,, How to pick the RIGHT coyote for your sandwich meat:
It has to be half bald from mange and been living in a prairie dog town where there is plenty to eat and roll around on since the PD's are in the middle of a major die off from the plague.. The 'yote has to be dragging his butt on the ground, back legs in the air, for a couple of hundred yards - de worming himself from eating that tasty road kill skunk that had rabies last week. Don't know if its tape worm, heart worm, or, just some grubby old gut worm thats bothering the 'yote. The desease factor is so bad the fleas are dying by the pound on this beauty!!!
YUP,,,, I'll watch you eat one... Sure thing, you bet.
Go for it SH.... My prayers are with yu!!!!