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the invisible man and the invisible women got married and had a few children. thier kids were nothing to look at /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
The monkey walked up to the anteater and asked "Why the long face Buddy?" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif

Two peanuts were lying on the beach, one was a salted. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smiliesmack.gif
 
What is the hardest thing about eating vegetables?
the wheelchair.


Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out a little longer..




i got a million of em. trouble is they arnt this clean....
 
That's a good one Jeff.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his crotch. The bartender says to the pirate "You know you gotta steering wheel in your crotch?". The pirate looks down and answers "Yaaarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
 
OK the post title ask for "dorky" jokes. So one of my sons favorites.

Why does a Polar Bear wear a fur coat?.......because a sweater's not enough.

and a second of:

Why did the turtle cross the road?.....to get to the shell station.
 
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That's a good one Jeff.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his crotch. The bartender says to the pirate "You know you gotta steering wheel in your crotch?". The pirate looks down and answers "Yaaarr, it's drivin' me nuts!"



ahahaha /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
How to catch a polar bear:

1-Dig a hole in the ice (this may take awhile)


2-Once hole in ice is complete put two green peas by it


3-Wait (in hideing) for a polar bear to show up


4-Once polar bear has shown up and has began to eat the pees
run up from behind it and kick it in the "ice hole" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
What tastes better,an Earth rock,or a Moon rock?The Moon rock cause it's a little meteor.(meatier) A snail was crossing the sidewalk when he was run over by a turtle.When asked later by his freinds
"What happened?" He said,I don't really know,it happened so fast....
 
An older couple was sitting in bed watching TV,when the wife ask's her husband to get her a dish of ice cream with chocolate syrup,peanuts,whipped cream,and a cherry on top.He say's OK.She says
"write it down,you always forget what I want."He says not to worry"I won't forget."He is gone for quite a while and returns with a plate of bacon,eggs,and home-fries.The wife looks up at him and says "I told you to write it down,you forgot the toast!"
 
Two strangers were standing at a bus stop, when one of them asks the other why he has updog on his foot. The other stranger replies, "Whats updog?". Then the first guy says, "Not to much, whats up with you dog?"
 
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