I'm going to eat some coyote meat

Originally Posted By: Airedale56Originally Posted By: frozenbutt Plus chicks dig the clown.

You're scaring me. The girls you go with, I mean.....

Speaking of freaks, but the good kind.
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Quote:Hey if it's good enough for the inlaws

I make coyote jerky every year and it gets gifted at Christmas. Course they don't now it's coyote. I been married to their daughter for 30 years and I figure I'll be even by the time I die.
HAHAHHAHAHA!! NICE!!!!

To the balut guy: balut is basically awesome. I bought some when I lived in Tucson at the Asian market. Boiled it and salted it, just like the Asian dude said. Very tasty, extremely unlike coyote meat which is disgusting.

As far as eating dog goes, lots of countries still do eat dog. I talked at length to a Chinese lady about this, and the Chinese surprisingly enough do not eat dog or cat. I was mistaken about that. They eat dog in Mexico though, and in Hawaii. Black dog being the preferred dog. I often look at my chocolate lab and think "ya know, I bet she'd be alright on the grill." The native Americans ate dog too. It isn't unheard of by any stretch to eat Canine.

The problem with coyotes is their atrocious diet which consists of anything they come across, including skunks and roadkill and who knows what else. Like I said, I'm the LEAST picky eater I know. I've eaten Balut and I've eaten bobcat (delicious), I eat heart and liver, I eat everything. The worst flavor I have ever experienced is coyote meat. Good luck man! Remember, soak that stuff in marinade and spices for a LONG time and make it palatable!
 
Originally Posted By: reloadmike78Originally Posted By: roadkill46Guess no one likes Balut here either? I picked up a dozen balut's in Tucson 2 weeks ago when i went there for a VA appt and had 3 this past weekend......God i forgot how good they were! wife had to leave the room when i used a foot as a toothpick. actually my dinner was balut with cabbage and radish KimChi and Lumpia! I ate alone.

Lumpia I can do, but Balut is down right NASTY. I just HAD to try it when I was in Subic Bay PI. Thank the lord for Red Horse and San Miguel bombers of beer.

+1 on the lumpia. Maybe someone can make me some coyote lumpia??
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Just say no to balut.
 
That's it Vaughan! One more outburst out of you and I'm going crying to the moderators about how you called me a liar AND a freak. The nerve!

Gonzaga is Dutch? Ik hoop dat je een mooie dag verder Gonzaga.

 
Originally Posted By: doggin coyotesThat's it Vaughan! One more outburst out of you and I'm going crying to the moderators about how you called me a liar AND a freak. The nerve!



Doggin.........sorry I messed up your greeting to Gonzaga.I meant to click on quote and I hit edit instead.

Also if you want to start criminal proceedings against Vaughn I got you covered!
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Originally Posted By: RedfrogHey if it's good enough for the inlaws
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I make coyote jerky every year and it gets gifted at Christmas. Course they don't now it's coyote. I been married to their daughter for 30 years and I figure I'll be even by the time I die.
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Thank you for making my day.
 
Originally Posted By: 220_Swift if you want to start criminal proceedings against Vaughn I got you covered!

Thank you. The sooner the better. The youngster has gotten completely out of hand! I have been traumatized beyond belief by these allegations! I would gladly settle for somewhere in the neighborhood of 27 cents a month for life.
 
Originally Posted By: doggin coyotesOriginally Posted By: 220_Swift if you want to start criminal proceedings against Vaughn I got you covered!

Thank you. The sooner the better. The youngster has gotten completely out of hand! I have been traumatized beyond belief by these allegations! I would gladly settle for somewhere in the neighborhood of 27 cents a month for life.

Swiftie, since we're filing complaints on SHampton's thread, please consider this one as well: I can no longer tolerate doggin' coyotes frequently irreverent and hilarious contributions to this forum. Biting wit is a sign of intelligence and quite frankly, myself and other spoil sports on here find his humor above our heads and as we are unable to properly appreciate his humor, please issue a cease and desist order to doggin and his more witty postings. As a matter of fact, please add GC to this complaint as he has also shown flashes of witty humor that are not welcome to some of us.

Thank you for your consideration.
 
Originally Posted By: Airedale56Frozenbutt,
Everytime I look at your avatar I get a bubble gut.
How about sumpin' coyote huntin' related?
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This ain't the circus...

"Whats the matter little kid, dont ya like clowns? Arent we frickin funny?"
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Ok, back to the original post, I will watch it Hampton, or i could save you allot of trouble, meet me at Bass Pro tonight at 6pm, and i will kick you in the jimmy, Trust me, i have eaten a yote before, and the "jimmy kick" is the much better option!

p.s. No "Shock Doctor" allowed!
 
I wold like to file a complaint on CR for displaying inproper predator hunting footwear! Not only is he wearing the wrong shoes, but he is wearing the wrong shoes wrong! if you are going to wear "peny loafers" to call predators, at least have the decency to put a penny in them!
 
Originally Posted By: Jesse lackeyI wold like to file a complaint on CR for displaying inproper predator hunting footwear! Not only is he wearing the wrong shoes, but he is wearing the wrong shoes wrong! if you are going to wear "peny loafers" to call predators, at least have the decency to put a penny in them!


LOL! Bite me!
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They are not penny loafers - they are Sketchers casual shoes. There is no official spot for pennies. And by the way, doggin' has dubbed them "cat stalkin' shoes" and that's my official term for them when I'm not stalkin' alligators in them. When I wear them alligator hunting, they're "gator stalkin' shoes".
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I will make sure that they are in every photo just for you and doggin' when I start posting glory shots of furry critters.
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